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Did you enjoy your meal, sir?

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You bet.

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Kung Pao chicken and white rice.

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My favorite meal three years running.

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Ah, thank you.

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Ho-ho, fortune cookie.

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Wouldn't want to forget that.

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It's the highlight of my night.

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Huh.

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Adventure comes to those who seek it.

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Time to ace a foreign language class.

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Buenos deos, bone juice, written tog.

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Well, Rigby, you did it.

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You failed all your foreign language
classes.

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Makes me so
sad seeing you walking through the

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halls, a grown man
floating around like a ghost.

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Why do I even need a foreign language
anyway?

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It's not like I'll ever use it in real
life.

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I can get by on my street smarts.

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Just walking around, talking to people,
talking on the street.

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Like, hey, how you doing?

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Just pass a foreign language somehow and
graduate already.

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I can't take this anymore!

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And then we just sat there crying for ten
minutes.

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What are you gonna do, dude?

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Hello, everyone.

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I have a very shocking announcement.

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I'm gonna go to China and teach English
for a month.

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That's awesome.

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I know.

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They even cover my plane ticket.

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Benson, do you even know any Chinese?

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Uh, no.

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But I'm teaching English, so...

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Well, everybody, have a good month.

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And, uh... You know
what I always say?

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Adventure comes to those who seek it.

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Close the window.

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So what are you gonna do about your
foreign language, Rigby?

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Rigby?

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Rigby?

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Does anybody know where the school is?

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Uh... Oh, Benson.

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We're so excited to have foreign English
teacher.

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Thanks so much, Principal Zhang.

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Zhang?

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Zhang!

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Oh, I'm really sorry about my outfit.

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The airline lost my luggage.

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No, it's a good shirt.

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So, do I get reimbursed for my ticket now,
or...

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Ah, you only get plain
ticket if you kids impress

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at the big English performance at end
of semester.

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Huge assembly.

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Whole school watching.

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Seriously?

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Yes.

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Very funny.

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But it's very serious.

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Well... Stick to the
book and you'll be fine.

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Ugh.

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Uh... Hello?

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Hi!

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Alright.

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Well, uh... My name
is Benson Dunwoody.

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You can call me Benson, or Mr. Benson.

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I was told you already have English names,
so we'll start with the class list.

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Kobe.

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Present.

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LeBron.

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Present.

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Apple.

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Present.

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Rigby?

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Yeah!

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Rigby, what are you doing here?

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I need a foreign language class.

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You're teaching a foreign language class.

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It's really the most convenient option.

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How did you even get here?

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I'll give you all this stuff if you take
me to this school.

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Okay.

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Rigby, go home now.

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Come on, Benson.

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All I need is a passing grade.

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Grrrr.

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I'll pass you if you earn it.

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Nice!

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Up top!

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All right, everyone.

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In this class, we'll be learning how to
write a formal letter.

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So naturally, we'll start with keeping
concise syntax.

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Looshe!

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What?

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What?

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What are you... What
are you saying to me?

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Teacher.

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Teacher.

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Uh, b-b-b-b-b-b.

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Uh, teacher Benson!

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Teacher!

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Yes.

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Uh, apple.

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What does egg-cellent mean?

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Excuse me?

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Eh?

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Well, egg-cellent is
more like slang, so, you

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know, it's not really
applicable to this lesson.

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It kind of means, like, really cool,
but with eggs.

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Well, eh.

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Maybe if we have time at the end of class.

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Rigby, do you have girlfriend?

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Why, yes, I do, Kobe.

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Wow!

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Wow!

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What about you, Mr. Benson?

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Uh, well, I'm not really officially seeing
anyone right now.

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Wow!

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Do you want one?

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I don't, eh, no.

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It's not, it's not really relevant.

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Rigby, how many hot dogs can you eat?

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Five.

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Three with buns.

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Wow!

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Me too!

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You're pretty egg-cellent, Rigby.

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Hmm, hmm, hmm.

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Hmm, hmm.

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Huh.

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Look, if we could just... Huh?

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Oh, it's the bell.

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Uh, remember to read your books for
tomorrow, everybody.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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And so, like the book says, similar to
essay form, we summarize in paragraph thir.

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..

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LeBron, I told you to put that phone away.

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Oh!

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Stop talking!

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Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

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Ugh!

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This is not English.

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This is not what you're supposed to be
learning.

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But why not?

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It seems very useful.

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Yeah, we want three smiles.

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Cause it's not in the book!

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It's just a bunch of junk Rigby says and
he's failing the class.

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Now quit messing around or you're
expelled!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Ah!

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Benson, big performance tomorrow.

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It's very great.

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You great teacher.

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You really earned that plane ticket,
huh?

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I hope so.

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Otherwise, I'll be trapped in China
forever.

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Very funny!

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But very serious.

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Ah!

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Hello.

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Yes, uh, I'll have... Um... Well,
you don't really have any pictures, so...

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I guess I'll have this one.

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That is like blood, curd, and stomach.

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Maybe you don't like it.

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Oh, just give it to me.

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I'm supposed to be having an adventure in
China, right?

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Okay, okay.

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See.

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you!

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Yes, yes, I see you.

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I'm gonna come inside, okay?

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No, don't come inside.

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Hey, Benson.

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Teacher Benson, sup, dude?

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What food did you order?

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I got the traditional Mao Shui Wang.

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Shama?

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That's what my grandparents eat.

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Shouldn't you two be studying?

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I'd really like to be alone right now.

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Oh, my bad.

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I got you outside, Rigby.

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So, Benson, you seem stressed.

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The school assembly is tomorrow.

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And if you haven't learned anything,
we won't get the plane ticket home.

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Benson, come on.

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You gotta relax.

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Life tends to work out.

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You just gotta learn how to coast.

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That's what I'm doing, and I'm having a
great time.

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No!

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Rigby, don't you see?

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If you don't study, you're gonna fail,
and you'll never turn into someone better.

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You're still making the same mistakes as
back home.

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Do you really wanna have flown halfway
around the world, only to find out you're

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always gonna be the same no matter where
you go?

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Okay.

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Well, uh, I'm gonna let you eat your food.

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I'll see you at the performance tomorrow.

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What's wrong with teacher?

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Apple, do you know what pulling an
all-nighter is?

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Let's go.

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Up next, we have class seven.

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Uh... Uh, Benson,
uh... Where is your class?

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Uh... Look,
Mr. Zhang, I'm really sorry, but... Yo!

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We about to showcase English up in this
joint!

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Here, Benson, here's a letter.

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We begin with my bed.

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My bed!

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We like to keep it formal.

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But living
in the modern world has freshen up

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the normal way of
saying what we wanna say.

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We can text, email, and chat, and we
should keep it concise.

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That's a price to write a letter.

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But whatever, it's all good.

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Cause slang can do it better!

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Yo, what's up, Apple?

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You ready to break this thing down?

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Do the drop for me.

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Our history, you see, is study only for a
test.

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No biggie, but like our music,
know we need a rest.

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Ah, slang is I.

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My straight up chillin', swag is killin',
street dog, and it's tight.

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So dear Benson, here's a letter.

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We're within.

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We bust out.

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Bust out!

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Informal language livin'.

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Laoshi, laoshi.

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Yo, don't be stressin' tics.

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We'll help you get a boo, cause we know
some adult chicks.

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Paragraph three, it's a summarization.

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Formal has a pinch, but it'll face
stagnation.

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Slang's gotta bang.

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It's a little slice of heaven.

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So sincerely, catch you later,
and peace out.

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We're class seven!

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Let's go to school!

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Uh... Mr. Benson worked very hard to teach
us all facets of the English language.

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This performance is dedicated to Mr.
Benson, to whom we owe all the credit.

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Please return next year and share more of
your vulgar raps with our students.

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I'd love to.

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Rigby, you pass.

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You all pass.

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00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:32,910
Well, Rigby, normally leaving school for a
month would be grounds for expulsion.

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But I want you out of here, and you
technically did pass a foreign language class.

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So, whatever.

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You can have your credits.

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You pass!

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Only one more credit, and you're out of
here.

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You know, I admit to being a bit touched
by your resolve.

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In fact, you kind of remind me of a young
me.

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I pass!

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Rigby!

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You get mad!

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You're crazy.

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.retika.